Tuyoooooo na Naman!!!! Waaaah!!!

[tonychel]

TUYO, TINAPA AND GALUNGGONG
By: Bo Sanchez

Let me tell you a story. Three construction workers
were on top of their half-finished skyscraper. Rrrrring!" the lunch bell
sounded, and the three men sat on a steel beam jutting out of the 56th floor
with their lunch boxes in hand.

The first guy opens his and groans in exasperation,
"Tuyo!" There is not a day that I don't get tuyo for lunch!" He turns to his
buddies and announces, "Mark my words. If I still get tuyo tomorrow, I'm going to
throw myself from this building."



The second guy opens his lunch box and moans, "Tinapa". Everyday, I
get tinapa!" He looks at his friends and declares, "Believe me when I say this.
If I get tinapa tomorrow, I'm going to jump and kil! l myself."

The third guy opens his lunch box and it was his turn to despair.
"Galunggong" . All I get is galunggong!" I'm telling you, if I still
get galunggong tomorrow, I'm going to jump from this building and die."

The next day, the lunch bell rings and all three men
are again seated on the 56th floor. The first guy opens his lunch box and
starts crying,

"Tuyoooooo!" And so he jumps and crashes on the ground.

The second guy opens his lunch box and wails loudly,
"Tinapaaaa!" And he also hurls himself off the building and dies.



The third guy opens his lunch box and screams,
"Galunggonggggg! " And so he too jumps off the building and splatters on the ground.



Days later, during the funeral of the three men, their
three wives embrace and weep together. The first wife cries out, "I didn't know my husband
didn't like tuyo anymore! Why didn't he tell me? If only he told me, I would have prepared
something else."

The second wife echoes her statement, "Yes! If only I knew, I would have
cooked something else, not tinapa!"

The third wife, between sobs, speaks up, "I don't know
why my husband killed himself." The two wives look at her curiously.

"Why?"

She went on, "Because ... my husband prepares his own lunch everyday..."

I love this crazy story because it presents a very important truth: all of
us prepare our own lunch. If we don't like our jobs, if we don't like the state
of our relationships, if! we don't like what's happening to our spiritual
lives - we have no one to blame but ourselves. Because God has
given us free will. He has given us the power to prepare our own lunch.

If you want to earn more and be free from debt, if you're sick and
tired of your bad habits, if we want to put more joy in our marriages, if we
want to grow in our relationship with God - then go back to your kitchen and
prepare yourself another dish. Because you design your own future. You
create your own destiny.

Ask yourself what kind of future do you want to have?

What kind of life? What kind of eternity?

You decide.

[jabbar]

  SIR TC.

[hongkee]

Ang hatol ng bayan!!! wag na pumunta sa kusina bili na lang ng cup noodles!!!

[jabbar]

HINDI, DAPAT MAKIKAIN NALANG 

[Cherryl]

husband ko okay lang ng tuyo, tinapa at galunggong basta hihimayan ko lang...whaaaaaa.... pag hndi ko hinimayan malamang tumalon din sa gym namin buti na lang 2nd flr. lang yon...ahahaha

[SoyTee]

Deym! these are all my feborit. Fut reez, ngayon ko pa nabasa, ginutom tuyuy akow 

I love this crazy story because it presents a very important truth: all of
us prepare our own lunch. If we don't like our jobs, if we don't like the state
of our relationships, if! we don't like what's happening to our spiritual
lives - we have no one to blame but ourselves. Because God has
given us free will. He has given us the power to prepare our own lunch.

If you want to earn more and be free from debt, if you're sick and
tired of your bad habits, if we want to put more joy in our marriages, if we
want to grow in our relationship with God - then go back to your kitchen and
prepare yourself another dish. Because you design your own future. You
create your own destiny.

Tama!!...kaya ako, hahanap nga muna ng tuyo kila Sikatz. Sawa na akow sa
chasiw 

[jabbar]

ANONG CHASIW SOYTEE?? BASTA AKO KAHIT BUTONG TAON AKO MAG GALONGGONG AND TUYO OKS LANG SAKIN. MAHALAGA MAY MAKAIN.

[SoyTee]

chasiw, feborit ni hong kee daw 

akow, embotido pa rin 

i want tuyo and kamatis for my lunch today!!!!! or I'll jump sige...

grrr... isang oras pa!!! 

[hongkee]

embotido!!! soytee! luto ba tinutukoy mo???

[SoyTee]

yes. yung luto....ayaw ko yung fresh 

[Don Xiexie]

Oyster forever ...

[jabbar]

SOYTEE SAMPLE NGA NG EMBOTIDO MO. PARANG MASARAP PARTNER SA TUYO EH

[hongkee]

SOYTEE SAMPLE NGA NG EMBOTIDO MO. PARANG MASARAP PARTNER SA TUYO EH

Soytee gusto raw tikman yung embotido mo!!!

[neilski "mr.pogi"]

pakita mo nga ung sample soytee.. 

the best ang tuyo... kahit tumalon kapa sa building