Man vs Woman... Mr vs Mrs

[Limahong]

Man vs Woman... Mr vs Mrs
   

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want
 
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
 
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
   
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
   
Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes.
No sense two people remembering the same thing
   
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.   
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.   
 
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
   
A woman has the last word in any argument.   
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

[MikerG]

Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.

  really? 

[MikerG]

A woman has the last word in any argument.   
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

hundred percent true!!!
 
limahong.....you nailed it!!!

[Mystica Michelle]

BIASED PO KAYO 

NOT ALL OF THEM ARE TRUE......

[MikerG]

BIASED PO KAYO 

NOT ALL OF THEM ARE TRUE......

oo nga,  yung 9 lang....

[Limahong]

Heto pa isa...

Subject: Potentially and Reality
 
 
Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between  "potentially and reality"?
 
Dad: I will show you,
 
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?

Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!
 
Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million dollars?
 
Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!
 
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?
 
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million Dollars! I would never hesitate!
 
So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
 
You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but In "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay guy!

[- trish -]

Subject: Potentially and Reality
 
 
So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
 
You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but In "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay guy!

nice joke!!! 3 million for just 1 night... i can't imagine...  hahahahaha!!!!

multi millionaire ka agad!!!

[leenskie]

What a Woman Says, and a Man Hears...

What a woman says:
"This place is a mess!
C'mon, you and I need to clean,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
"blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"

[Mystica Michelle]

hehehe...leenski nice....

love that!!!

[leenskie]

hehehe...leenski nice....

love that!!!

ayus ba, chelle? nakaka-relate k nu? 

[Limahong]

Subject: Potentially and Reality
 
 
So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
 
You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but In "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay guy!

nice joke!!! 3 million for just 1 night... i can't imagine...  hahahahaha!!!!

multi millionaire ka agad!!!

Potentially lang yun (hehehe)....  Gumaganda na laban dito  ... Pacquiao vs Jinky !

[- trish -]

Subject: Potentially and Reality
 
 
So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
 
You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but In "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay guy!

nice joke!!! 3 million for just 1 night... i can't imagine...  hahahahaha!!!!

multi millionaire ka agad!!!

Potentially lang yun (hehehe)....  Gumaganda na laban dito  ... Pacquiao vs Jinky !

yun nga lang Potentially lang d pa Reality heheehe...

  maganda na ba?!?!? la kong hilig jan eh

[tonychel]

What a Woman Says, and a Man Hears...

What a woman says:
"This place is a mess!
C'mon, you and I need to clean,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
"blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"

galeng mo leenski......ok to.

pero yung bday announcement...hmmm, di OK  (pag di ka pupunta... )

 

[leenskie]

galeng mo leenski......ok to.
pero yung bday announcement...hmmm, di OK  (pag di ka pupunta... )
 

hmmm...style...hehehehe...lam mo naman di ako makakapunta....busy ako e...hehehehehe...
teka..hanap lang ako pang-resbak kila limahong...habang la si bossing...

[tonychel]

si leenski...reresbak!!!!  ....takbo na!!!

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There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.
After a perfect courtship,they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple
was driving along a winding road when they noticed
someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his
toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions
deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus
had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor?

The perfect woman.
She's the only one that really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is
no such thing as a perfect man..

* A Male's Response *

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
perfect woman must have been driving.
This explains why there was a car accident.