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This is just something funny to read! Kung
matiyaga kayong magbasa...eto...basahin nio at
tumawa ng tumawa!

It's so hirap talaga to study in UP, the
University of the Poor. You know, I never wanted
to study here. But my parents kasi, they both
went to UP and they said na it was the best
school talaga. Eh 'di I went. But no! When I got
here, Holy horrors! I was ready to make himatay
after the first day pa lang. Would you believe,
there's no aircon na nga in the classrooms, the
fan doesn't work pa. And then this guy who was
like, wearing a sando, shorts and tsinelas lang
made tabi next to me. He made pakilala pa!
The nerve! So I made takbo to the CR to make
tago. But I couldn't make hugas my hands that
were so pawis from escaping such a near-death
experience. There was no liquid soap! Not even a
couch where I could sit to make kikay. Do you
feel my pain na ba? But wait, there's more. Last
Thursday kasi Daddy's Volvo was bawal, eh the
Eclipse was being repaired, so I had to make
sakay with my yaya in the ikot jeep. It was so
siksik! I could like, smell the putok of the
girl next to me.
Like it was sobrang mabaho talaga. Kasi naman,
the ikot jeeps are old na nga, they're mainit
pa! Sana they make palit na the jeeps with a
shuttle system. Okey lang naman even if there's
an increase in pamasahe 'di ba? So when the car
is bawal, I can use my credit card na to make
bayad. Isa pa, you know the Shopping Center?
It's so kadiri talaga. I'm forced na nga to make
Xerox there, (as if naman I could be caught in
that place otherwise) pero I'm so inis because
it's so maliit and madilim, and most of the
stalls don't have aircon. They should tear it
down na and build a mall na lang. Then I
wouldn't have to go to Katipunan pa to get my
Starbucks fix. My gosh, this place is so bulok I
don't know nga why anyone would bother making
turo here pa. Just yesterday, my professor was
kinda inis kasi her whiteboard marker had no
more tinta! Then she tried to make hanap a
matino whiteboard marker but of course there was
none.
Duh! Kasi naman if we had laptops instead of
desks in every classroom there would be no more
need for whiteboards diba? But you know even if
there were laptops na, the seats are so tigas
sometimes I find it mahirap to concentrate.
Dapat may cushioning para malambot sa butt, like
Downy. Now I'm in my third year na. I don't want
to stay in this place anymore. I don't give a
paki if UP's the best university here. I'm going
to transfer to La Salle, where the CRs have
liquid soap.
Now na!!