BUHAY BINATA.....

[neilski "mr.pogi"]

im 22 yrs old.  sarap ng binata.. dati sabi ko gusto ko na mag asawa pero mahirap
ung ganon.. kala ko madali lang. dapat pala enjoy mo muna ung pagiging binata mo.
pero pag dating ko ng 25 pwedi na siguro mag asawa. basta may papakain at mabuhay ko sila.

masarap maging binata.. siguro naman po alam nyo na. kayong may mga family na.

lahat pwedi mo gawin. diba??

[Limahong]

Mukhang bigla kang nauntog Mr. Pogi...    Pero tutoo yan.   Masarap talaga ang buhay-binata.  (pero iba yung binata kaysa sa nagbubuhay-binata!)
Having a wife is like maintaining a swimming pool... Very seldom to use but high maintenance cost.     

Itanong mo pa kay HK97. 

[dennis(hk97)]

Mukhang bigla kang nauntog Mr. Pogi...    Pero tutoo yan.   Masarap talaga ang buhay-binata.  (pero iba yung binata kaysa sa nagbubuhay-binata!)
Having a wife is like maintaining a swimming pool... Very seldom to use but high maintenance cost.     

Itanong mo pa kay HK97. 

..Kaya pala nakagat ko dila ko kc nasabit na naman pala ako sa forum..
Korek ka dyan Master Limahong --- "Having a wife is like maintaining a swimming pool.... try NOT to maintain and you could never use it.."

Tama ka rin Mr Pogi <neilski> ... pagkabasa mo nito baka magpakatandang binata ka na lang..

MARRIAGE JOKES

1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).

2. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

5. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

6. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

7. Marriage is not just a having a wife but also worries inherited forever.

8. Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS":

   The Engagement Ring
   The Wedding Ring
   The Suffe-Ring
   The Endu-Ring

9. Married life is full of excitement and frustration.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

10. It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

11. Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want,
and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

12. It's true that all men are born free and equal - but some of them get MARRIED!

13. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later
he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

14. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

15. SON: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?

FATHER: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

SON: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.

FATHER: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

16. There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married.... and then it
was too late!"

17. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

18. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is
self-defense.

19. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

20. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he
is going through HELL.

                            (na post ko na yata to b4?)

[Limahong]

Waaaah. Ibalik nyo ko sa nanay ko!!       

[dennis(hk97)]

Master Limahong... wait ko mag post si LoLyPuffy..'yong tungkol naman sa BUHAY DALAGA..   

[Limahong]

Master Limahong... wait ko mag post si LoLyPuffy..'yong tungkol naman sa BUHAY DALAGA..   

Di ba dapat eh, Ang Pagdadalaga ni LolyPuffy?   

[tonychel]

Korek ka dyan Master Limahong --- "Having a wife is like maintaining a swimming pool.... try NOT to maintain and you could never use it.."

Tama ka rin Mr Pogi <neilski> ... pagkabasa mo nito baka magpakatandang binata ka na lang..[/color]

hahaha....wag mong papabasa yan sa girlfriend ni neil, baka iwanan sya at humanap ng iba.
Nice post sir Dennis.

Alam mo bro.Neilski, yung idad mong yang ang pinakamasarap...22. Up to 29 OK na OK pa yan,
as in magpakasawa ka muna, bago ka lumagay sa gulo...este tahimik.

Kayong mga binata, gusto nyong mag asawa na agad, samantalang kaming mga me asawa,
gustong maging binata 








 

[Jasmine]

Having a wife is like maintaining a swimming pool... Very seldom to use but high maintenance cost.    

hmm...not always the case Limahong. Sulit nga sa akin hubby ko, tanong mo pa ke tonychel, coz
ako lahat gawa sa bahay, chaka di ako mahal i-maintain. Roses, chocolates and some fancy....
diamonds lang a year OK na ko. O di ba? 

Anyway, mr.pogi, you're still young and you have all the time to enjoy your bachelor life.
So don't rush...I think at 25 or 26, it's still early.

[diana]

nielski, marami ka pang paiiyakin 

[dennis(hk97)]

Kayong mga binata, gusto nyong mag asawa na agad, samantalang kaming mga me asawa,
gustong maging binata 

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher. — Aristotle
 
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. — Lana Turner

[SoyTee]

im 22 yrs old.  sarap ng binata.. dati sabi ko gusto ko na mag asawa pero mahirap
ung ganon.. kala ko madali lang. dapat pala enjoy mo muna ung pagiging binata mo.
pero pag dating ko ng 25 pwedi na siguro mag asawa. basta may papakain at mabuhay ko sila.

masarap maging binata.. siguro naman po alam nyo na. kayong may mga family na.

lahat pwedi mo gawin. diba??

tama ka kasamang neilski....masarap buhay binata, lalo na dito sa Hong Kong.
Sabihin mo lang kelan ka babalik, para masama kita sa gimik namin.

[tonychel]

tama ka kasamang neilski....masarap buhay binata, lalo na dito sa Hong Kong.
Sabihin mo lang kelan ka babalik, para masama kita sa gimik namin.

si alecsbud.....single pa rin...sabi ko sa kanya...endangered species kayo dito, dahil sa
dami ng babae na naghahanap dito.

[neilski "mr.pogi"]

si diana talaga oh.  diba tayo na?? 

boytisoy.. dito na ko sa hk.. ano san gimik natin???

tnx sa inyong lahat. siguro after 15 yrs na ko bago mag asawa.

[MikerG]

o ayan....dapat ng mga singles lang nasa loob  joke lang po

nielski, wag muna tayong mag asawa. 
Marami pa tayong iinumin na Sing Tao dito.

[neilski "mr.pogi"]

sing tao ba. 

sige basta lagi mo ko dalin sa wanchai ha..

makipag SEB tayo...