Joke time na nga lang uli!

[SoyTee]

mga mahihilig kayo!!! at ma el 

nice sir Dennis. Lufet nung breasts 
Patok rin yung nitrates mo vinz 

[Vinz]

ok ito pa isa...

WHO'S GUILTY?
Wife dreaming in the middle of the night
suddenly shouts, "Quick, my husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out the window and  realizes, "Damn! I am the husband!"

[dennis(hk97)]

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative:
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

[SoyTee]

 

ayos

[neilski "mr.pogi"]

 

  nice sir dennis...

[Vinz]

wahhh! napaka lowtik naman ng husband #5, aabot pa ng 3 years yong R&D nya...

[Vinz]

o ito hataw pa...

 
Umuwi si mister nang 4:00 AM at nakita niya
ang kanyang misis na may
katalik na lalaki sa kama...
Misis: (sumigaw) SAAN KA GALING?!
Mister: Sino 'yang katabi mo?
Misis: GRABE KA! HUWAG MONG IBAHIN ANG USAPAN!

[neilski "mr.pogi"]

 


wwwwooooowwwwuuuuu....

iniiba pa ung usapan noh...

 

[dennis(hk97)]

..neilski, syanga pala, heto 'yong mga kainuman ko kagabi..mga housemates ko d2.


..grabe pa  hangover ko..

[neilski "mr.pogi"]

 

grabe... uminom ka pa

pag dating mo???

astteeeggg ung mga kainuman

mo pre... sige minsan sama mo ha...

ang lalakas uminom nyan..

 

 

[Don Xiexie]

Eto idol soytee ... mga malupit na love poems ...
 
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

******
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

******
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

******
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

******
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you.

[SoyTee]

He saw me without problems, he created YOU (neilski).

idol, kaya pala nanjan lagi si neilski,


 

[Don Xiexie]

ahem ahem ...

my lips are sealed ..(as i always say ..)

bwahahaha.

[SoyTee]

my lips are sealed too....always

see my avatar 

[Vinz]

Yah i saw that one soytee, those are lipsticks right?