Joke time na nga lang uli!

[SoyTee]

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ANAK: Nay, ano po ba yung 10 commandments?
NANAY: Yun yung sampung utos ng Diyos.
ANAK: Mas makapangyarihan pa po pala kayo sa Diyos eh!
NANAY: Bakit???
ANAK: Ang dami niyong utos eh!

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HAHAHAI     naalala ko si Nanay kow!

hi Nay! miss na kita 

[Don Xiexie]

pwede din to sa quotable quotes:

"We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes."

ah. priceless.

[nanaynikikay]

May apat na sea men na sumakay sa isang life raft matapos lumubog ang barkong sinasakyan nila.  (Isang Amerikano, isang British, isang Hapon at syempre isang Pilipino).

Sa kasamaang palad, isa lang pala ang kayang  isakay nung raft.

Nagusap-usap sila kung ano ang gagawin at napagkasunduan na lang na magbigayan na lang para kahit isa lang sa kanila ay mabuhay.

Nagpakiramdaman muna sila noong una. 

Di nakatiis ang Amerikano.. tumayo ito, sumigaw ng "God Bless America!" sabay talon sa tubig.

Maya-maya pa, tumayo na rin ang British... sumigaw ng "God Save the Queen!" sabay talon din sa tubig.

Nagkatinginan ang Hapon at Pilipinong natira, medyo napahiya, sabay na tumayo... sisigaw na sana ang Hapon ng "Bansai Nippon!"  pero inunahan sya nung Pilipino...  "Mabuhay ang Pilipino!"  sigaw nito sabay tulak sa Hapon palabas ng raft.     

[swakzee!]

Mabuhay!!! hehehe
Eto pa isang pinoy humour.

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students:

"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

"Just a minute, I have to go pee."

"That would be rude and impolite! ! ! What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry , but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you Pepito, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."