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« on: July 06, 2007, 12:06:11 PM »

Piolo: Wow! Ang ganda nung chicks! Diether: Sexy pa! Grabe! Ang puti! Robin Padilla: Sino? Yung nakatube? Kilala ko yan! Teka, tatawagin ko ha? Psst! Kuya Rustom!


Comelec warns Lacson due to his lewd campaign posters... Si-Ping kahapon. Si-Ping ngayon. Si-Ping bukas! Si-Ping sa senado! Si-Ping tayong lahat!!!


Sawa ka na ba sa kasasabi sa mahal mo na, "Ako na lang, please?" Ngayon, ito naman ang sabihin mo: "Ipinanganak akong walang kakambal, kaya mahalin mo ako nang walang karibal!"


PAL: We are now preparing to land in San Francisco International Airport. Should you need any assistance, please don't hesitate to ask us. Hope you enjoyed your flight. Thank you. Paalala po sa mga Pilipinong pasahero, ang mga unan, kumot, plato at iba pang kagamitan sa eroplano ay hindi po kasama sa pasalubong ang mga ito. Maraming salamat po!


Like most people who get their hearts broken, he decided to move on. Wala naman syang magagawa eh. - Sam Milby's character, Kevin from You Got Me.


It's ok to cry as hard and as long as you want to. Just make sure that when you stop crying, you won't cry for the same reason anymore.



I can't promise that I will not leave you. Sometimes, we need to say goodbye because we can't hold on to something till the end. But always remember, friends pa rin tayo kahit may asawa ka na?!


Bakit may mga taong sa una lang sweet? Sa una lang may time sa iyo? Sa una lang seryoso? Bakit may mga taong kapag alam na mahal mo, biglang nagbabago?



Ang love, parang sugal. Minsan talo, minsan panalo, minsan, tiba-tiba, minsan, bawi lang. Pero alam mo kung anong masakit? Ang makita mong panalo ka na sana, kaso, hindi ka tumaya!



Nagmahal ka sa sarili mong paraan. Nangarap ka sa sarili mong mundo. Naghintay ka sa sarili mong itinakdang panahon. Pero ang hindi mo masagot, bakit sya pa rin kahit nakakapagod?



Ang nagmamahal sa iyo, minsan, nakakalimutan, minsan, binabalewala, minsan, pinagmamataasan, dahil mahal ka nga naman. Pero kung iisipin, minsan lang sya dumaan, kelangan pa bang saktan?



Quote of the day: Wala naman siguro tayong matatawag na manhid na tao kung lahat tayo kayang aminin ang totoong nararamdaman natin.



What's meant to be will always find a way and if ever you've found that way, do something to make it happen, never let it go. Kasi, hindi lahat ng meant to be, nagiging reality.


Bakit kailangang mag-oist if you mean I miss you? Bakit tara? kung ang ibig sabihin, gusto kitang makasama? Why say teka, instead of dito ka muna? Asar talaga! Mahal ka na pala, itinatago pa!


Ang tao, kapag inlove, nasasaktan na, ayaw pang paawat. Marami namang iba, pero umaasa sa hindi naman kanya. Alam mo kung bakit? Kasi, marami ngang iba, pero kapag nagmahal ka, isa lang naman sya eh, di ba?


Sa libro ng buhay, bawat kwento ay mahalaga. Bawat buklat, merong kakaiba. Pero alam mo ba kung anong pahina ang bumuo ng aking istorya? Yung kwento kung saan nakilala kita. Wink


Cry for a while, but not for a long time. You take goodbyes but keep moving on. Ganyan lang ang buhay, sometimes, "huhuhu" but life has countless reasons to "hahaha."


Simple lang ako, yung tipong konting pakisama, masaya na, konting pagpapahalaga, kuntento na, yun ako. Kaya sa konting panahon na nabibigay mo, thank you po! Masaya na ako!


Hey, wake up! Umaga na! Aba, ayaw? Ahh, cute! Gising! Naks, bilis ah! Good morning!


One day, magkasama tayo, nagkekwentuhan at nagtatawanan nang mapadaan tayo sa sementeryo. Natawa ka nang makita mo ang name ko sa puntod. Tapos, paglingon mo, wala na ako. Tatawa ka pa ba?! Awoo!



Teacher: Who can give an example of a tag question? Pupil: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she? Teacher: Good! Itagalog mo nga! Pupil: Si ma'am ay maganda, hindi naman, di ba?!


You wouldn't know how sweet life could be unless you've met me! Hahaha! Yun yun eh!


Sorry kung medyo maiksi lang ang text ko ngayon. Ang totoo nyan, gusto ko talaga na bigyan ka ng pansin kasi baka kapag maiksi lang yung text ko, isipin mo na hindi ka importante sa akin, kaya lang, wala akong magagawa, kailangang iksian ko na lang muna yung text ko sa iyo. Hayaan mo, kapag hindi na ako busy, itetext kita ng mahaba. Sorry talaga, hindi ko na nga naitanong sa iyo kung kumusta ng buhay buhay mo, di ba? Next time talaga, mahaba na ang text ko sa iyo, hindi ko tuloy maipaliwanag yung side ko, di ba? Kaasar talaga ako. Sana, maintindihan mo kung bakit maiksi lang ang text ko. Thanks. Good evening!


Tinanong ko ang lolo ko, "Masakit po ba talaga ang magmahal ng lubos?" Ang sabi ni lolo, "Apo, so what kung magmahal ang pulbos?!" Oo na lang. Smiley

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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2007, 12:23:41 PM »

2268. Lady: So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter. Hahaha!

2269. When I first saw your eyes, the shape of your lips, the way you smile, the color of your teeth and the figure of your body, I found out that a famous saying is really true! Nobody's perfect! Hehehe.

2270. Flattery is like chewing gum, enjoy it, but don't swallow it!

2271. Superman isn't brave. You can't be brave if you are indestructible. It's everyday people like me and you who are brave, knowing we can easily be defeated but still continuing forward. That's true bravery. - Batman (bitter?!)

2272. A dog has fallen deeply in love with a pig. One day, he took chances and bravely said, "Pig, I am so in love with you." The pig replied: Oink! Smiley

2273. Height of poverty: Wife stitching husband's condom. Height of innocence: A girl applying Clearasil to her nipples thinking they are pimples. Height of ambition: An ant climbing on the leg of an elephant with a motive of rape. Height of unemployment: A spider web found in a prostitute's pussy. Height of laziness: A naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest.

2274. Kissing a lady's forehead is respect, lips is love, breast is loyalty, tummy is heroism, vagina is patriotism and kissing her asshole is the greatest act of bravery. Smiley

2275. Q. What is the best profession a person can have? And why? A. Ob-Gyne. Because where else can you tell a pretty woman to take off her clothes, touch her breast, insert your finger and let her husband to pay for what you did!

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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2007, 01:19:00 AM »

you are one happy chick!
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2007, 11:13:06 AM »

 sun the sun always shines in my world even though may mga problema..dont wori be hapi walk

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