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« on: August 08, 2007, 11:03:05 AM »

Nakakapanibago 'tong wi-fi internet (naka-satellite office na pala kami kaya ganito). Ambagal ... parang si Kuya Cesar - nakaka-asar...

Anyway hope you haven't read this joke. Guaranteed to make you laugh…..read in sequence please, ‘coz number 10 is a real clincher. Enjoy!

Subject: Best "Out of Office" Automatic e-mail Replies

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to
get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brain and
heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me
until I return from vacation. Please be patient and your mail will be
deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for
the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how
many individuals did this over and over.)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC
for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Lollypuffy' instead of 'Neilski'.
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2007, 11:20:40 AM »

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10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Lollypuffy' instead of 'Neilski'.

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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2007, 11:21:35 AM »

lufet ng #10  toothy1
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2007, 11:33:32 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2007, 01:49:58 PM »

funny !!! nice  nice nice
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