A love story

[SoyTee]

dude, sige nga  ...then mag contribute rin ako.

Baka makagawa tayo magiging hit na teleserye 

[Don Xiexie]

Not sure if you all already read this ...

Laugh Story Fart II.

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THE...

I thought Jay's ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven only
goes that I was
wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay received a uninamous
text. "Meet me at the clinic". I had a stinking feeling in my butt. I told
him not to go. It might in danger him. Pero sabi
niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make. Tumahimik lang ako. Sabi
niya, Penny for you talks? But I didn't know what
to say. Beggars can't be losers. Isa pa, worried talaga ako na baka yung
girl yun. Jay said, Can't got your tongue?? I
tried to smile at him. Kahit di ako nagsalita, actions speak louder than
works, di ba? Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya. I was out of the
loophole. After a few hours, I called him on his cellphone.
But my calls fell on Jeff's ears. Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn't even
know Jeff. Sabi na nga ba di
na dapat umalis si Jay. That's what I'm talking about it.

So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay.  That's what
friends are for naman di ba? But I
just faced a blank mall. I had to do this alone. Nag-taxi na lang ako. Pero
ang mahal na pala ng plug down rate.

When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up.  Di
basta-basta makakapasok. So I said, I beg
your cordon. I'm patient. It's my favorite virtue nga e.? Nagduda yata yung
isang guard. Hinawakan ako sa arm. The
nerd! I shouted, Don't touch me not! Buti na lang the other guards were
nice and said, Come on, let's join us.

When I went inside, parang I've been there, done there. Nung walang
nakatingin, nag-explore ako. Nakarating
ako sa top floor and I had a bird's IQ of the clinic. I could not explain
it but I was drawn to a room on the floor.
Siguro Divine Intermission na yun.

Parang may narinig akong umuungol. I was thorn. Di ko alam kung aalis ba
ako o papasukin ko. It made
me stick in the stomach to think that Jay and his ex-girlfriend were there.
I tried to tell myself to slower my
expectations. But to tell with it! I had to strike while the iron is not. I
had to hear the truth from the corpse's mouth. I barraged in. O my gas! Si
Jay, naka-strap sa operating table, parang genie pig sa isang nakakatakot
na experiment. He was on the cutting edge. He was bleeding. At ang doctor
na nagpapahirap sa kanya, ang ex-girlfriend niya at ang bago nitong
boyfriend,ang nurse na si Walter. Doon ko napatunayang blood is thicker
than Walter.

Guess watch? Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero I was able to search and
rescue Jay. Siguro adrenaline
brush na yun. Now, he's recovering. Nag-sorry siya na hindi siya nakinig sa
akin. I know it's a better pill to swallow your pride so it's forgive and
forget me not. All swell that end swell. I know we should kiss and put on
makeup.

Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na.  Detention is
really better than cure. So the moral of the
Lesson is:  if symptoms persist, insult your doctor.

[SoyTee]

 

title pa lang na utot na akow sa kakatawa 

more!!! 

[Forrest Dumb]

Guys, ito matagal na sa web, pero share ko pa rin...

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This is a letter from one bar girl to another bar girl whose boyfriend she apparently stole. This was found in a Malate bar by a friend of the guy who sent me this e-mail. hope u enjoy it as much as I did!"



To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I'm thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks and always calling to their house what time he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met you iether in school or in his family andthen asking you to exercise you're very, very, very fat body but you hate it you thoughth you're the most prettiest girls he know about what do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Mari Chan even you are beautiful face(to your think) you do not have the rigth to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names before iether in front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, ! but if you start already to calling me different name, I'm don't have any other choice but to called you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED,OVERWIGHT AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I'm am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.

Ps. You say that I'm the bad breathe But who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me.

 

[morian (aka bunso)]

anak ng tokwa

sakit sa ulo!!!! 

magtagalog na lang kayo! 

[Vinz]

mga hinampak ay! mauubos stocks ko ng Aspirin ng dahil sa inyo... 

[Don Xiexie]

bwahahahaha.

di lang aspirin bro ... pati katinuan natin mauubos sa mga love story na yan ...

<o ha, di ako na OT>