TIPS ON HOW YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY...

[Don Xiexie]

Some tip ...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

[SoyTee]

hehehe. Ayaw mo ata kaming pakasal ah 

[Don Xiexie]

ewan ko ba sa mga batang to ... hehehehe.

dami tuloy na violate sa mga tips nila like:

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.

[Vinz]

hmmm I think lang ha, parang mi sense ang batang to...

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

[morian (aka bunso)]

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

--> aba! di ako papayag

hmmm I think lang ha, parang mi sense ang batang to...

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

si Anita ang pinaka may sense sa kanila! i couldn't agree with you more, kid!

[Mystica Michelle]

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

ha! kotongan ko kaya sya at dip mukha nya 

[SoyTee]

uy! nabuhay sya   

[Don Xiexie]

eto totoo to ... mey kakilala akong nabiktima dito ...

She used to be an HR officer sa isang malaking (as in malaking) Corporation sa Pilipinas ... hehehe.

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8