Chona Mae in Deal or No Deal

[spidey]

aba commercial break pa din ba? 

yari si dodong nyan...malamang BREAK na sila pgkatapos ng show!

 

[morian (aka bunso)]

antagal naman nyan

mamamatay na ko sa excitement

ang talino ni Inday no

kung ganyan helper namin sa bahay sya na pinagawa ko ng mga homework ko dati 

[neilski "mr.pogi"]

antagal naman nyan

mamamatay na ko sa excitement

ang talino ni Inday no

kung ganyan helper namin sa bahay sya na pinagawa ko ng mga homework ko dati 

ows talaga lang ha..

o baka naman napalayas mo na xa

dahil sa mapang-asar xa..

hehehe... aminin...

[morian (aka bunso)]

nanay ko cgurado magpapalayas sa knya

walang natagal na helper samin eh

pero ok lang na asarin ako ni Inday

basta sya gagawa ng homework ko

[tonychel]

Deal or No Deal continues.....


[pagtapos ng commercial break... mukhang composed na ulit si Inday]


 Kris: Inday, are you okay? Ang offer ni banker ay 99 thousand pesos.
'Sing rami siguro ng pilipinong pinadugo mo na ilong. Is it a Deal or No Deal?
   
 Tahimik lang si Inday tilang may kinocompute sa ulo habang ang mga
audience ay nagsisigawan ng "No Deal", ang iba naman ay "Deal".

 

 Kris: Wait lang, kung mapapansin ninyo we have only have 5 cases left,
and among those 5, apat doon ay mas maliit na value...

 

 Inday: Kris, do you mind? Can I do my own thinking?

 Natameme si Kris, pati ang audience ay natahimik.

 

 Kris: Taray to the max! (pabulong sa sarili)

 

 Inday: Ok, I'm ready. Upon looking at the reality of the situation,
 80% of the cases left have at least 49K less than the banker's offer. The only way I can do better than what is offered is that if my case contains the 500k or I'd get to open one of the four lower values. But I have to keep in mind that there's only 20% probability that this would happen.

I have to take note, however, that the banker's offer is roughly around 15% lower than the offer I expected based on the arithmetic mean of the values left.

 

 Kris: Lorddd... panaginip ba 'to? Ayokonaaa....

 

 Inday: Accepting a deal for less than the mean should generally be
regarded as a weak decision so I would say, NO DEAL!

 Limang briefcase na lang ang natitira at kasama na doon ang case ni
Inday...         
 

 Kris: My God, nakaka-stress itong episode na ito ha. Baka dumugo na
 rin
ang ilong 
 ko sa'yo Inday. Sige Inday, go ahead and choose 1 briefcase!

 

 Inday: Ok Kris, I choose briefcase #5 please?

 

 Kris: Briefcase #5! Mimi bago mo buksan yan I would first like to
 thank  Figliarina by Schubizz for my sandals, Bambi Fuentes for my hair and make-up and Pepsi  Herrera for my gown tonight.

 

 Kris: Ok Mimi, buk...

 

 Inday: Ahh Kris, can I also take time to thank a few people? I mean, I
did save us a few minutes of airtime right?

 

 Kris: ("kapal naman talaga ng mukha"...bulong sa sarili) Sige, ok lang
go ahead.     
 (naka-smile pa rin)

 

 Inday: Thanks! Yes, I would like to thank Frank Provost for my hair
 and make-up,   Jimmy Choo for my sandals and my dear friend Oscar dela Renta for my gown tonight.
 

 BLAG!! Tinumba ni Kris ang podium at nagwalk-out. Hindi na natapos ang
show kaya't  binigyan na lang ni Banker si Inday ng kalahating milyon para sa kanyang oras.     
 

 Inday: Oh, and thanks to the people of Cartier for sending me these
nice earrings  for tonight!

-The end-

[Ito ang isa sa mga un-aired episode ng Kapamilya, Deal or No Deal]

Thank you for watching reading 

[morian (aka bunso)]

ampucha!!! <sorry kuya tony!>

Jimmy Choo and Oscar de la Renta!!!

big time si Inday!!!

[tonychel]

if you're not happy with the ending, make your own alternate ending 

[Don Xiexie]

Bravo!!! Bravo !!!

Bwahahahaha.

Brod TC -- you need some good spankin'   

Nice one!

[spidey]

nag walk out si Kris....natalbugan ni Inday ang kanyang ingles bwahahaha!

nice one bro Tony   

[tonychel]

Bravo!!! Bravo !!!

Bwahahahaha.

Brod TC -- you need some good spankin'   

Nice one!

ouch! 

[neilski "mr.pogi"]

 
hahaha...

sumakit tiyan ko don ah..

kakakain ko palang eh baka sumakit tiyan

ko lalo nito..

hahaha...

ayos pala tong si inday pinoy celebrity bigtime pala...


dapat pala pag sumali ka sa deal no deal ganyan gawin

mo para may half milyon ka kagad.. hehehe...

nice kuya TC

[SoyTee]

how on earth did i evah miss this 

haha haaai!!! lufet mo inday