Pick ur perfect woman

GIRLS NG PHK alin kayo dito?

INTERNET woman: woman of difficult
access.

SERVER woman: always busy when you need
her.

WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she
can’t do a thing right, but none can
live without her.

POWERPOINT woman: only Bill Gates has
the will to use her more than half an
hour.

EXCEL woman: they say she can do a lot
of things but you mostly use her for
your four basic needs.

WORD woman: she has always a surprise
reserved for you, but no one in the
world is able to fully understand her

DOS woman.: everyone has had her at
least once, but no one wants her
anymore.

BACKUP woman: you have always believed
that she has everything you need, but
when the “X-hour” comes, you find out
that she has always missed something

VIRUS woman: also known as “wife”; when
you are not expecting her to, she
comes, install herself and uses all
your resources. If you try to uninstall
her you will lose something, but if you
don’t try to uninstall her you will
lose everything.

SCANDISK woman: you know that she is
good and that she only wants to help
you, but you never know what she is
really doing that for.

SCREENSAVER woman: she is not worth for
anything, but at least she’s fun!

RAM woman: she forgets everything you
say when you disconnect her.

HARD-DIS K woman: she remembers
everything, FOR EVER.

MULTIME DIA woman: she makes horrible
things look beautiful.

MICROSOFT woman: she want to have the
domination over all the men she meets,
and she tries to convince them that
this is the best thing for them. She
will do as best as she can to make you
fight against the other women, she
promises you that you will have
everything you want if you will give
her your address book. Before you find
it out, she will be the only one in
your life. It will come the day you
will need her permission to open your
refrigerator or to start your car.

PASSWORD woman: you believe to be the
only one knowing her, but in reality
all the world does….

MP3 woman: everybody wants to take her…

USER woman: She f**ks up everything she
does and she ask always more than she
needs.

CPU woman: From outside, she looks like
she has everything, but from inside she
is empty…

MONITO R woman: She makes life looks
more shining.

CD-R OM woman: she is always faster and
faster.

DATA-WAREHOUSING woman: she keeps you
informed of everything, except of what
you really want to know.

E-MAIL woman: Out of every ten things
she says, eight are bullshit….